The Official Nonsense Thread

[Ollie]

I've gotten myself into a bit of a pickle. Lets just say a certain idiot thought it would be quicker to iron the side of rain jacket, that you're not supposed to iron a while ago and afraid their mum might find out, any suggestions as to what this person should say?

[Caspin]

Oh dear. This depends on the level of damage. I envisage the following possible scenarios.

1. Jacket has small mark on it from ironing - if so, can the mark be hidden, if mark located on inconspicuous area?

2. Jacket has huge iron-shaped triangular pattern on it - if so, is it an expensive rain jacket? Could the person not just say 'I'm very
sorry, I made a terrible mistake, I will contribute some money towards a new one' or alternatively accept that they will now be wearing jacket featuring an unfortunate iron design?

3. Waterproofing on jacket has melted, causing jacket to meld to iron. If so, big trouble because now iron is destroyed as well as jacket. In this worst case scenario, I'd say it's best to come clean as quickly as possible and get it over with. Chances of being allowed to go around with iron stuck to jacket are minimal, so new jacket and new iron will need to be sourced. Could offer cash to assist with replacements, or chores if cash is short.

4. Blame sister as retribution for long-term hijacking of Late Night CD.

[Minty]

If anyone asks, say "It was big boys that did it and ran away". That works in most scenarios from burnt jackets to f**king up the economy of the nation ("it was the previous government's fault").

[Caspin]

Have you guys seen this? I think it's rather sweet!





So whatever happened to the doomed jacket?

[Ollie]

HAHA!
Great find Caspin!

[Caspin]

Fear not - I have more!

[Ollie]

Oh yes and it's no. 3 on your list except for the fact that the iron isn't ruined and it happened about a year ago and somehow my mum still hasn't found out about it.

[Caspin]

Oh dear, scenario no. 3. Ah well, if she's not found it by now, she may never never never find it.

I am currently crying tears of extreme laughter. I carried on watching the most popular girls in school on YouTube, having been cruelly made an addict by [removed], and cannot fail to totally crack up at 1 min 35 seconds into Episode 10. It just creases me!



Edit: also 4 mins into Ep 13. Jeez!

[bobert26]

I loved ep. 11, where Trisha goes on her Pearl Harbour rant.

[Ollie]

Yes episode 11 is the best!
I can't wait until the next season.