Real life version of the Sims?

[Caspin]

Gosh. Whereas I have never previously considered doing such a thing!

We'd have to find ways to occupy ourselves while Minty attended his kinetic statue-shoving appointment (kinetic statue - what?). I suppose we could go to the beach, but I don't sunbathe so it needs to be one with trees for shade or possibly where you can hire parasols. But don't worry, I'll bring one of my big holiday hats.

Or we could go to a vineyard, possibly. Yes, that doesn't sound too bad.