Should we stay or should we go?

[Caspin]

There's going to be an unbearable amount of nonsense in the press between now and referendum day! I'm firmly in favour of staying in the EU and the chance of idiot Boris persuading me otherwise is zero. He'll be doing well if he persuades himself!

And yes, it would be great to see the Tories tear themselves apart over the EU. What worries me is what dastardly deeds of theirs will go unnoticed while everyone is distracted watching dishface Dave and thatched hair Johnson having their posh boy spats.

And then there's the US election to look forward to. What a world!