Never ending sentence

[BroadwayBeckons]

Once upon a time there was a old woman who liked to poke her big ugly butt with big sticks that had leeches on and it hurt so much that it began to squirt fat blood all over and scratching against walls until her husband came home and kissed the bubu on her butt and cleaned the walls and threw towels on his wife because she was not clothed and set it on fire and ran out of the house and got hit by a crashing airplane filled with Japanese school girls who were on a field trip and...