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Cash for Flunkers
30-08-2013, 07:39 AM (This post was last modified: 18-03-2014 12:38 AM by Tasia714.)
Post: #1
Cash for Flunkers
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Hi there, My name is George Leno, I am supposed to be Jay Leno ,
but due to difficulties in the the exchange, he was not available,
so you are stuck with me, his Cousin George Leno.


You have my sincerest Apologies.

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But anyway, on with the show.


Several months ago the government came up with the program called "Cash For Clunkers".
It was a great idea. So we recently came up with our own version , Called "Cash For Flunkers!"
Yes , now you can trade in your D and F students for "New School Efficient Students"!
You also get a $4,500 tax credit! These kids will pay for themselves with there first A+ report card.



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Lets meet a couple that will be applying for the "Cash for Flunkers Deal."
Please welcome my brother and his lovely wife John and Betty Leno!

Hey George , thank you for having us on the show. We are very interested in this
"Cash for Flunkers Deal." Our kids are terrible students and they behave like a bunch
of punks, even though they have not been brought up that way.

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We don't know what to do George? Please help us.


Well, lets meet the little Flunkers shall we?
First, we have Charlie here. He says he hates school and never wants to go again.
He has flunked the 8th grade three times now.

"So Charlie, can you tell me why you hate school so much?
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"Duhhh, I don't know! Cept I think it's stupid and a waste of my time. I would rather hang out with my friends and smoke weed all day. Maybe start a band."

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"Its so nice to hear that you do have some ambitions. A band could be a good idea, do you sing or play a instrument?"

" No I cant sing very good and I cant play anything Uncle George. But some day I am gonna git me a guitar and then I gonna rock out!"
"How about Lyrics, can you write them?"
"Whats a Lyric?" Charlie asked.
"Lyrics are the words to a song." George answered.
"Ahhh, nope I don't go for that mushy stuff."

"How about if you and your dad go down to the
garage and see what have waiting there for you."

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"Dahhown in the garage? Something for me? Thanks uncle George."

"Go on in son and see whats in there for you."

"Wow, a yellow Corvette!! Cool!"
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"Hey, who are you guys? What are you doing? No! Let me go.!
"Cash for Flunkers ?" No, I promise I'll do my homework... Noooooo!

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When that door opens we will see what John got for his trade on "Cash for Flunkers".


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Okay, time for the moment of Truth.



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The door is opening.

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Wow! Look at that trade!

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So, this is our new "School Efficient Student", Charlie.
That kid looks like he gets straight A's.

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Hi Dad, how are you doing?
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So, come on back for Part Two.



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"When we meet Stabby Abby."
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"See you later for Part Two of "Cash For Flunkers"!


The End of part one.

Thanks for reading.
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30-08-2013, 10:52 AM
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
Ahahaha! Great start! Biggrin Very true as well - I well remember getting a £10 a pass (£50 for an A) in my finals, only to discover the parents of the school's halfwits gave them £100 if they could pass any of them, & gave them it even when they didn't. BangHead

Some of the images aren't showing up, all the ones from the servimg site to be precise Dunno

Egyptiandance Wacko Fryingpan

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30-08-2013, 02:55 PM
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
(30-08-2013 10:52 AM)Minty Wrote:  Very true as well - I well remember getting a £10 a pass (£50 for an A) in my finals, only to discover the parents of the school's halfwits gave them £100 if they could pass any of them, & gave them it even when they didn't.

Good heavens, why were my parents not informed of this excellent policy?!

Loved part 1, Tasia! You have some fun ideas Biggrin
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31-08-2013, 05:02 AM (This post was last modified: 31-08-2013 05:09 AM by Tasia714.)
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
(30-08-2013 10:52 AM)Minty Wrote:  Ahahaha! Great start! Biggrin Very true as well - I well remember getting a £10 a pass (£50 for an A) in my finals, only to discover the parents of the school's halfwits gave them £100 if they could pass any of them, & gave them it even when they didn't. BangHead

Some of the images aren't showing up, all the ones from the servimg site to be precise Dunno

Egyptiandance Wacko Fryingpan
Hi Minty, Lol!!! I remember the good ol school days. I always envied the kids that got paid for good grades. LOL I never did very well in school. Except for English I always liked writing. But I never got paid for grades. I did know a lot of kids that did though. I would never ever return to school again. Dizzy-1 Once was more than enough for me.

Biggrin My oldest son inspired me to write this story when he was still in high school, I am sure you can imagine why Wacko .
I hope to post part two tonight.
But, before I do, I wanted to ask you which pictures are not showing up? On my end they have all turned out. I am not very computer literate so you have to use small words with me. I am not sure what you mean when you say 'some pictures are not showing up particularly the ones from the server?' I use photo bucket and I copy pasted my story from MTS. I could delete the story and try again? This is one of my favorites so I would like it to turn out properly. It still makes me laugh even though I wrote it. ..smile..
Thanks for all of your help and for leaving a comment. It means a lot to me.. Clapping
Simcerely,
Tasia. Tease
(30-08-2013 02:55 PM)Caspin Wrote:  
(30-08-2013 10:52 AM)Minty Wrote:  Very true as well - I well remember getting a £10 a pass (£50 for an A) in my finals, only to discover the parents of the school's halfwits gave them £100 if they could pass any of them, & gave them it even when they didn't.

Good heavens, why were my parents not informed of this excellent policy?!

Loved part 1, Tasia! You have some fun ideas Biggrin
Headers Hi Caspin, LOL glad you like part one. ..smile..I hope you come back for part two when we meet Stabby Abby!Budo(so happy I found a place to use that smiley)
Simcerely,
Tasia Tease
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31-08-2013, 01:00 PM
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
I'll definitely be back for Part 2!

By the way all of the pictures are appearing now. When I first looked at Part 1 the other day I could only see the first half of the pictures, but now they are all there. Maybe there was some glitch with Photobucket, but it seems to be resolved.
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31-08-2013, 11:14 PM
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
(31-08-2013 01:00 PM)Caspin Wrote:  I'll definitely be back for Part 2!

By the way all of the pictures are appearing now. When I first looked at Part 1 the other day I could only see the first half of the pictures, but now they are all there. Maybe there was some glitch with Photobucket, but it seems to be resolved.
Clapping Oh good, so glad the picture have shown up. They must of been lost in cyberspace.. Cool, I will go ahead and post part two, with Stabby Abby.
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18-03-2014, 12:41 AM
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RE: Cash for Flunkers
Hello, I got the pictures replaced for this story, thanks for not deleting it. I will get back to the rest. I think I have more backed up on photobucket.
See yall later.
Tasia.
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