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Cash for Flunkers, Part 3
25-09-2013, 02:59 AM
Post: #1
Bug Cash for Flunkers, Part 3
Hi everybody, sorry I took so long to get this posted, but, I have been addicted
to Candy Crush for the last couple of weeks. Sometimes you just have to say
NO to Candy Crush..Smile..

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Hi there, I am George Leno and welcome back for Part Three, the final
episode of "Cash for Flunkers!"

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Please welcome back for the third and last time, my brother and
his wife, John and Betty Leno!

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Hey George, I just want to say this has been an incredible two days.

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Oh, we are so plleeezed with our two "New School Efficient Students"
We are actually proud to be parents again.


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Thanks to "Cash For Flunkers!"



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Yes George, I feel quite refreshed from the whole experience.


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So does that mean that you are ready for your Final Trade on
"Cash For Flunkers?"

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Well George, I don't know if we are ready to trade in Little Johnny.


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I don't know either, now with the other two under control. He doesn't
seem as bad. Or maybe it's not even that; he does not seem like the
other two. We would like to request a DNA test on him.

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A DNA test? What exactly do you mean? I'm a little confused here.


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Well, the day he was born up at Sim General Hospital, there was
a Lady Pirate in there that had a baby boy also. She gave birth to
her baby boy even in the same hour that I gave birth to my son.
The father of the Pirate Lady's baby was none other than
"Captain Jack Black Sparrow" I know because I saw him there visiting
his wife and baby.

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Oh no!! You don't think that the babies somehow got mixed up?
How do you think something like this could of happened?

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We are not sure, but we think the gas leak coming from the hot
water heaters in the basement might of had something to do with it.

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Everybody was a little goofy that day. We suspected something
at first, but then just ignored it and loved our son. But then one day
Little Johnny watched the "Pirates of the Caribbean" and it was all
over with. He just sort of remembered who his supposed to be, I think.
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Hhhhhmmmmmmmmm!


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Well, let's go ahead and meet little Johnny.


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Hi there, little Johnny - how are you today?
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Oh, I'm fine Uncle George. These chips are really good.


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crunch crunch , crunch!


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"Buuuuurr"

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"Urrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!", he belches really loudly.

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See I told you these were good chips! When I burped it made a green stink cloud.

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mmmmm!!

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So tell me Johnny, do you like school?

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"Watch what I can do Uncle George!"


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Yippy! I'm sailing into the sky!


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Boing!

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Boing!


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OK, wow, you sure can jump. Lets have you go and sit over
by your Mom, so we can put you on TV.
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"Come on, Johnny."
"OK mom, here I come."
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Am I on TV now, Uncle George?

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"Yeah, you sure are kid. Now what is your favorite thing to do?"
"Oh I like playing Pirates, Uncle George. I wish I could be on a real Pirate ship."
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So which would you rather do? Go to Pirate School or be on a real Pirate ship?
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I can't choose between the two of those.
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That's like choosing between Mom and Dad. Impossible.


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"If I could go to Pirate School, I would be a A+ student. I know
I don't do so well in my grades here though. I hope I don't get
traded in, but if I do I will understand and I hope I get to go to a Pirate family."
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"Do you love your Mom and Dad?"

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"Yes, they are the best."

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"What would you do if you could have another set of parents,
who were real Pirates?"

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"Mom and Dad, what does he mean? Am I adopted or something?"

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"Well, we are not exactly sure. We think you might of been mixed
up with another baby at the hospital the day you were born."
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"Wow! That is so cool and it could explain a lot."

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"How do we find out, Uncle George?"

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"We just need a gallon of your blood and all the skin off of your lips... muahaahaa!"

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"Ahhhhh, not my blood! My lips Mommy!!"

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Just kidding, Johnny. We only need a few strands of hair and a
cotton swab brushed on the inside of your mouth. It wont hurt at all."

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"Oh that's a relief! Hey, I have to go to school now the bus is
here. I want to try to do better in school for my Mom and Dad."
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"What a nice kid you are Johnny. See the nurse on your way
out about that blood, okay?"

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Yikes!

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Unfortunately that's all the time we have for today. It looks like
we will have another show or two off of "Cash For Flunkers", where
you can trade in your D and F student for a New School Efficient Student.
Join us to tomorrow, as we will have the DNA results for Little Johnny and
find out if indeed he was mixed up at the hospital when he was born and
is possibly the son of Captain Jack Black Sparrow.
See you tomorrow on, "Cash For Flunkers!"
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25-09-2013, 03:26 PM
Post: #2
RE: Cash for Flunkers, Part 3
Nooooooooooooooooo! Leaving me in suspense like that!
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25-09-2013, 08:44 PM (This post was last modified: 25-09-2013 08:44 PM by Tasia714.)
Post: #3
RE: Cash for Flunkers, Part 3
LOL Caspin...I love Little Johnny, he was a fun character to work with.
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