One-time posters are an annoyance.

[bambigoddess]

Well, you tend to stay away from the Off-Topic section. See, if you were to step foot in there, I'm sure you'd leave with a few hundred posts more than you had when you entered. It's much harder to get a lot of posts in the sections you tend to post in than it is to collect posts in the OT section.

See, now you know our secret. Plus, we're on basically all the time. We need to find other things to do...