The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

I go to sit the exam at 2.30, only for the invigilator to fail to appear. "He's been a bit delayed, he'll be 10 minutes."

48 minutes later, invigilator turns up. Another half hour later, he manages to get the computer to log into the test network. By this time, any pre-exam nerves have long been replaced by "let's get it over with".

3 sample test questions, followed by 100 questions & a lost will to live later, the computer screen reads:-
Congratulations, you have passed this test. You scored a big f**k off sized 95%.

Mr Invigilator says, "Oh well done!"...

...wait for it...

"...now you're ready to sit the official exam!"

WHAT THE ****?!?!?!?!?!

One even more lost will to live later, finally staggered out with an official, absolute last word on the matter, 94%, a pass, they can't take it away from me.

***Runs off cackling, wearily***