The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Phew glad you managed to battle your way through that mayhem, Minty. It's quiet here too. The football was cancelled because the pitch has turned into a pond and even the supermarket was easy to get round when I went to buy the forgotten but essential spuds. Lots of cars on the roads though, taking delight in driving through the huge puddles so pedestrians get soaked.

In other news this thing I'm typing on has an overly intrusive spell check. It wants to correct 'Minty' to 'frosted' and 'Ollie' to 'policies'. So if I write something weird it may not be my fault.