The Official Nonsense Thread

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How to commit suicide in one easy lesson.




Number of nuclear missiles:

USA = 806 missiles but with 1722 warheads (some are multiple delivery) and 3100 in storage.

North Korea = 10.

Sounds like a fair fight.

The North Koreans would have to major top the Japs' Pearl Harbor surprise attack gambit for their ten nukes to give them any chance of winning (at least this time they wouldn't have to worry about the US carriers being late home & missing the match). All this to get back at the butthurt they got over those North Korea at night pics in the press last year. North Korea, the trolls of world politics!

Elsewhere the Israelis appear to have jumped in on this Arab Spring a bit late in the day - either that or the biggest mass sting operation on the bookies ever. Polls show right wing nutters and fascistic Zionist loony parties to make huge gains at expense of everyone else. Polls close, ballot boxes open, leftie and liberal parties deemed lucky to save their deposits kick major butt and a secular party finishes second (!) as the locals retort that age old democratic slogan of an ignored electorate - "It's the economy, stupid!". Oy vey!