The Official Nonsense Thread

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Oh my goodness, some school in Essex has banned its kitchen from serving triangle-shaped flapjacks to the kids, because during a food fight a boy got hit in the eye with one of these dangerous creations. The cooks have now been told that they can only serve square flapjacks.

Right. Because obviously if there is a danger of having your eye poked by a pointy snack, four corners are less of a risk than three?!