The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Perhaps Ollie just feels tired at the prospect of impending exams. I know I would!

Minty, don't get me started on the Woolwich beheading. All I will say is that I think the PM's "Big Society" idea, with volunteers replacing trained professionals in every conceivable discipline, has gone too far if the armed response unit of the police force take so long to reach a murder scene (where the murderers are still loitering, waving machetes about and waiting to be caught) that a local scout leader has to step in to challenge the perpetrators. I shall shut up about it now though.

Re: health and safety issues related to rolling wheels of cheese down a hill. Well this is yet another bitter blow. First Operation Omelette is foiled by the unavailability of hover-sharks, now Plan B must also be set aside. What is the world coming to.

*Shakes head sadly at failure of fiendish schemes*