The Official Nonsense Thread

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That's Heart Of Midlothian going into administration tomorrow, which is a relief as it means the shifty Lithuanians will finally no longer have control over the club.

At the weekend they were telling the fans they had 10 days to raise half a million from season ticket & club shop sales or the club wouldn't survive the close season, with everyone wondering where the hell this half million black hole suddenly came from as all the debt the club had was to the owners for the ludicrous wages they'd paid to all those crappy Lithuanian players we got foisted with down the years.

Luckily the parent company that owns Hearts was declared bankrupt this morning by the Lithuanian courts, which means those that have been trying to buy the club will now have the chance.

I've had a feeling for sometime Hearts were being used for some Eastern European money laundering scam, as any money it made went to a Lithuanian bank, who afterwards transferred money into a Scottish bank account for the payment of bills (which caused no end of problems with bills not being paid on time or wages on time)

Save a thought for Danny Wilson, Caspin, whose football career is now in limbo as no one can determine whether he is registered with Hearts or still with Liverpool.