The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

I quite like the way that panda stares people down. That's what I normally do if someone is bugging me. It often works better than having a go at them because after a while they just go quiet and leave you alone. Fix them with your steely panda gaze! You could try that on your sister, Ollie. Just stare at her until she goes away.

Hearts in administration. OK, well there's my lunchtime reading organised for today. They wanted 500000 quid raised from club shop sales in ten days? I wonder how much did they raise in the allotted time? And where has that money gone now? Lithuania? If that had been Man Utd (boooo!) they could have just sold about ten new kits and that would have raised about that sum. Sometimes I can't quite believe how much footy shirts cost. So there must be lots of people who are owed money now by Hearts then. I wonder if they'll ever get it back. We could hold a SimsForums Sausage Roll Bake Sale to help out!

I shall indeed spare a thought for Danny Wilson, who appears caught between two of my three clubs. I'm sure he'd be made very welcome at my third club, if he fancies taking his chances in the Evo-Stick League!

Tonight is theatre night for me. Yay! I'm going to see this , with the wonderful Zoe Wanamaker. I've seen her on the stage a few times before and she's excellent. I just hope I can wake up a bit and enjoy it properly - I stayed up late last night and am now suffering the consequences.