The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

A long time ago I lived with a guy who loved Marmite and knew I hated it. When he opened the jar he would want to eat some so badly that he'd just lick it off the knife. It never made it onto the toast, such was his urgent desire for Marmite. Then he'd decide to put some of MY butter on his toast instead and thus would leave streaks of Marmite through it. Needless to say, that relationship did not last.

Is Vegemite different from Marmite? Wait, I should just research that for myself. I'll be back.

Edit: I'm back. Vegemite is similar to Marmite in terms of yeasty horror. Someone once said that they couldn't understand why I don't like Marmite because I like mushrooms and it's the same sort of thing. No it isn't.