The Official Nonsense Thread

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[I have unlocked this thread because I think Minty might have closed it by mistake this morning - if it was not a mistake (perhaps he wanted his account of his ladder adventure to be the last word) then he can lock it again and berate me with a frying pan for my audacious unlocking!]

That's what you get, Mr Green, for offering to help people struggling with ladders! Before you know it, you're trespassing on some country estate, nearly injuring yourself leaping over walls into ditches and unintentionally crashing cava-fuelled orgies (I reckon they were making a porno, at least in my imagined version of events).

My day out yesterday seems positively tame in comparison. Oh well, it was very pleasant, although extremely hot and sunny, so it was good that I wore my big hat. I went on the Treetop Walkway, about 20m up from the ground, which was really fun - you could see all across Kew and the trees canopy swaying all around. Here are some pictures (not by me) so you can see the Walkway:







I am trying to work out whether I could recreate Kew Gardens as a Sims community lot. I reckon that now there are greenhouses, it could be done!

There were lots of baby coots by the lake and some of them were following us for a while. One in particular seemed to think I was its mummy and was waddling along the path behind me. I called him Gerald.