The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Yeah, it's very hot over here. That's me back indoors just now after watering the garden. I had to water it all at lunchtime as well to give it a fighting chance & the ground was dry as brick, although I'd watered it at eight the night before. The next door neighbours' idea of watering is rather akin to the hosing of the cattle trucks in Schindler's List, is it any surprise their grass is bleached white.

Mel Smith died, which was a bit of a shock. He was only 60 & had got rid of all that weight from his younger years some time ago.

For the benefit of Ollie, Sommie, Bobert, Steven & the rest of you that never saw Mel in action overseas (he & Gryff were part of the Not The Nine O'Clock News team that launched Rowan "Blackadder" Atkinson's career), here's Mel at his finest:-