The Official Nonsense Thread

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(25-09-2013 04:48 AM)Tasia714 Wrote:  That is hilariousness.Smart kid. When the Jehovah Witnesses come around knocking on your door, just answer the door naked and invite them in.. They wont bother you again.. I know from personal experience .

The comedian Bruce Morton's method of deterrent almost got him into trouble with the police.

When two JWs called on him, he told them "I'm sorry, but when you rang the bell I was in the middle of having s3x."

Not to be deterred, they replied "Oh, are you married?" in a bid to retrieve the situation (the old "nooky outside of marriage" = "hell & damnation" line)

He replied "What? To a goat?"

Now horrified, they replied. "Good God, you're not serious!"

To which he laughed, "No, of course I'm not serious - it's only a one-night stand," after which they fled - unfortunately for him down to the local nick to report him. Luckily they knew who he was & realised he'd been on the wind up, & word got round the local JWs not to go near him ever again!.

(Yeah btw, this is the right thread for all jokes!)

Apologies for the absence this week, due to real life issues needing to be sorted, including pulling out the sealents from the windows & replacing them (not that bad a task, but the stuff stinks the house out).