The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Ah, domestic duties. I thought that maybe you were grandly thieving some autos on the quiet.

When you're done with your windows, do you fancy re-grouting my bathroom?

I find JWs a lot easier to cope with than the people who come round from Netflix or LoveFilm or other service-providers. They get right up in your face with iPads displaying their wares and seem bewildered that you aren't interested in standing on the stoop all day to chat with them.