The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

I feel less awful than I did, thank you.

The best way to avoid eating microwave dinners is not to own a mircowave. I haven't had one for years and I don't miss it. In fact the only thing I used the old for was heating up a mug of milk to make emergency hot chocolate, which is hardly worth having a whole specialist machine for.

I am terrible at identifying spiders. Maybe I need some kind of chart. To me they are just big/small, solid/tickly, dark/pale. Either way, big ones and Mr Tickles get chucked out the window. Small solid ones are sometimes permitted to stay as long as they demonstrate their skills at eating greater foes. The one in the living room that sucks the innards out of flies and then leaves their dried out husks on the floor has become a sort of pet and has been named Thor. It's a bit like when your cat kills some poor mouse or bird and brings it to you as a slightly unsavoury gift - Thor presents clear evidence of the bugs he's killed and to show my appreciation he is allowed to live by the window.

Good Thor.