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The Official Nonsense Thread
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11-10-2013, 12:06 AM
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RE: The Official Nonsense Thread
(10-10-2013 11:18 AM)Ollie Wrote: Mr. Tickles? What an odd name for a spider.Yeah, well unlike us Ollie you live in the land where all spiders are Arnie Schwarznegger, so racing out of the window/door is a good idea - along with asking the Oz Air Force to napalm your house to make sure it's at least stunned enough to scoop up & throw out. Come to that you can't even go on a picnic without a dingo eating your baby or your party of schoolkids vanishing into a different dimension. I used to be terrified of spiders, until I read a bit about them. The only ones that are real scumbags are Brazilian wandering spiders. They'll attack anyone & anything coz they're psycho. If it's any comfort, even Sir David Attenborough needs a change of underwear from dealing with spiders, although I'd not have blamed this spider in the slightest if it had gone over & punched him for this. |
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