The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Oh dear. It's not an ideal time of year to have to house-hunt. I moved once in January and it was really awkward trying to deal with the paperwork and packing while Christmas was occurring in the background. It was freezing as well, although I guess your problem is more likely to be trying to move in the middle of an Ozzie summer. There are no big fires near you are there?

Your teacher lost your test? Jeez!