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The Official Nonsense Thread
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27-10-2013, 03:09 PM
Post: #17849
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RE: The Official Nonsense Thread
So what you're saying is that for a while you talked to loons and nutters online and despaired for the future of humanity. But then you met me and Ollie and all was well.
I have a bit of a situation here. I thought I'd better take a break from Sims and do some housework. In the kitchen a bag of rice split and now there are grains of rice EVERYWHERE. I keep finding them all over the place. Even in my sock and a grain fell out of my hair just now. I moved on to laundering some bed linen. Here a pillow split (there is a theme) and now there is a serious feather-storm scenario unfolding. I am scared to reenter the room in case the feather snow triggers a fatal asthmatic attack. I can barely move for rice and feathers. To make matters slightly worse, I took some potted plants into the shower with me because their leaves were looking dusty. Forgetting that they were behind me, I stepped back onto one of them and nearly broke my neck. Also there is a resultant small-scale leaf massacre in the bathtub, but it is nothing compared to the feathers. This is what happens when I don't get enough sleep. I think I'd better sit very still for a while. Or possibly go and check into a hotel because this place is barely habitable at this moment in time. I probably should make more coffee, but now I can't reach the kitchen because I'd have to cross the rice. |
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