The Official Nonsense Thread

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Mmmm I love heather honey. It's the best ever topping for porridge, along with a chopped up banana of perfect ripeness and a big stack of raspberries. I've had heather ice-cream (not on porridge) but only once that I can recall.

Dredging the rivers would have been a splendid idea, particularly given that the flooded areas were flooded last year, so they knew it could happen, and the heavy rain was forecast, so the likelihood of repeat flooding was known. Absolutely rubbish. If I ever manage to buy a house, I want one on a hill, surrounded by plentiful vegetation to soak up all the rainwater.

Ah yes, all the programmes for the WW1 centenary. There should hopefully be some interesting things to watch, although no doubt many will be depressing too. Well, have fun!