The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Hearts got their real result before kick off. IT multi-millionaire Ann Budge has been revealed as the brains behind the whole takeover bid (this is someone business types take very seriously, as she's got a real golden touch when it comes to running a show & in investing), so by the end of March they should be safe.

More interesting is the four clubs above Hearts all lost once again today, whilst this is Hearts fourth game undefeated. Slowly points are being picked up, they're still 16 behind (15 of which were the admin penalty) but if they can keep the momentum going & make a fight of it, the fans will keep coming & finances will improved. It is highly unlikely they will avoid the drop, but a good show will keep everyone positive for next year when we face the evil Orcs in Division 1 (or The Championship as it's now called - wonder where they got that name from, eh!)

Crying shame to see the traditional Chelsea bottle crash taking place!

I wouldn't write off Wigan's cup chances this year. They seem to be getting their act together the same way they did last year to upset the odds - I'd love to know where that ref found five minutes for stoppage time though

Word is not sounding good for Elder Scrolls Online peeps, word is it is buggy & not as much fun as Skyrim. Fine by me, another game to ignore in 2014!