The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Boo to Arsenal!

I see our talented deputy prime minister is now talking about going into coalition with Labour after the next general election. That's assuming they have any MPs left considering they've not saved a deposit in a single by election for the last few years!

Disappointed the Jamaicans did poo in the bobsleigh, about the only reason anyone's outside the competitors families will have had for watching it maybe, although there's going to be another spike of interest tomorrow when Vanessa Mae's bum is in the alpine skiing (the only reason anyone cared a crap about her classical music albums - I've never met anyone that has ever heard one, let alone bought one!).

Pretty crappy to think the Jamaicans had to fight with the IOC all the way over 10 years to get into this event even when they qualified fair & square because the sports bosses were afraid they'd make a mockery out of the event, but they've bent the rules to allow her to qualify because she's a stinking rich celeb, even though they've admitted she's likely to finish 20 seconds behind the leaders.

20 seconds! She'd be better off getting the Dovakin to stand behind her at the start & thu'um her - she'd reach the finish line quicker.