The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

You seem to spend an enormous amount of time cleaning your guttering.

I had to think for a while to remember who Vanessa Mae was. Then I recalled the advert for one of her albums, from yesteryear, which featured her playing an electric violin while standing knee-deep in the sea. So now she is an Olympic athlete? Weird.

My internet at home is truly dead. I hope they can fix it quickly. The last time there were this many problems it was because squirrels had chewed through a cable.

It is fortunate that I can just about receive emails on my non-smart phone, so I didn't have to miss out on Minty's latest round of spam! (I have forwarded it back to you so that you can see what's going out and who it is reaching.)

Edit - my attempt to forward your own spam back to you failed, as it was undeliverable. If you want to see it, I can screenshot it and PM it to you.