The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Get down, Milo!

My non-smart phone is some kind of Nokia. I am not sure what type. I use it for making phone calls (a novel approach to phones these days, I realise) and it is also a handy alarm clock. You can just about read emails on it, not too bad actually as long as they don't have pictures, and you can see some websites using Opera Mini browser, but it's a painfully slow and arduous experience.

Not to worry, the internerd will be restored in due course I am sure. When the phone line went out they fixed it really quickly and it's the same company so I'm not worried.

Hope you get some sleep, Ollie. Give that dog a shove!