The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

You bought those cougettes in Sainsburys, didn't you? Apparantly they were created so they would be easier to steam cook or stuff.

That Cocacola Mentos cartoon is brilliant. Considering the massive release of energy when you put Mentos into coke, why don't they build a Cocacola Mentos reactor plant instead of nuclear ones? A safe, cheap form of energy to power the turbines making electricity, the byproducts of which are recycleable.

Ah, you've got to the bit where Jaime's motives for killing the king & why he hates his dad & the Starks came out in the bathtub with Brianne. He had a point, especially over Ned despising him for being an "oathbreaker", even though doing so saved the lives of everyone in King's Landing, but I still despise him for trying to kill Bran twice because he caught the weirdo shagging his own sister. Oh & being the smarmiest bar steward since Michael Portillo.

Yes, no wonder Cersei wasn't happy, she won't screw anything she's not directly related to, the freak. Poor old Knight of the Pansies, as if fate hasn't dumped on him enough. Knowing his luck, he'll be getting married off to Osha next!

The guy that plays Joffrey was interviewed recently, & he said that the guy that plays Theon is the one member of the cast that's exactly like their character in real life, spending most of his time getting drunk & bedding endless women he met in pubs only hours before. He also thinks Joffrey doesn't get slapped enough on the show!