The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Bloody hell, Minty, have you been holding all that in for a year!

I was very annoyed when Rob married that mock-nurse lady. I just sat there thinking "what about the bridge".... "the bridge you already agreed to pay for".... the "bridge you already crossed". Pay your dues for the fudging bridge, you fool! That was clearly going to come back to bite him, although I didn't realise how big a bite!

Two things about the red wedding. Number 1 - if I lived in such times and such places, surrounded by constant danger and in fact in the middle of a big war, I wouldn't stick my big scary wolf outside in a shed - it would be under the table eating scraps and ready to rip the throat out of any foes that got near me. Number 2 - Catelyn Stark, what was she doing?! She realised the danger and stood up, for several moments in fact. Why didn't she jump under a table right away? Then, having been shot with an arrow, she managed not only to stand up once again but also to get hold of a knife. So what does she do with her remaining time - gives a speech and grabs the completely pointless Frey wife (who has at least had the sense to duck and cover). If I'd been Catelyn I'd have lobbed the knife at Frey Snr. He was sitting right there. She's still die but with the satisfaction of doing so in sight of that lecherous old monster sitting with a blade lodged in his face.

I watched the trailer for Series 4. Gods it looks good. I can't wait, except of course that I must. Hopefully not for another year though!