The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

I suppose setting a timer would require reading the instructions, which my family aren't renowned for when it comes to white goods.

The Football League show is on very late on Saturday nights on BBC 1. I watch it later in the week through the On Demand service. Some cracking games to be had as well as some laughs, like the player that missed an open goal which would have gone some way to making amends for the two own goals he scored earlier.

Sorry to see you're still getting problems with your internet. Hope you're getting a rebate on your bill for all this downtime!