The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

I think the internet at home is now fixed. A specialist engineer came out and replace the modem and the home-hub-whatsit and did some more checking. I was worried that he was going to say that re-wiring was necessary (because all the wiring on the building is old and in shocking condition) but he seems to have spared me from that woe. It'd better be super-fast and reliable as promised, from this day forward!

Ah, own goals. Some people specialise in those!

You might like to watch a match at my home ground. We have three scores - goals scored by the home team, goals scored by the visiting team and number of footballs lost over the fence into the gardens of the neighbouring houses. You can guess which number is usually the highest!