The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

But why are we March Violets? Is it some old joke from before I joined simming forums? Never mind, violets are a nice old-fashioned flower and I quite like old-fashioned things, so we can substitute the daffs if necessary.

I see what you mean about Arya's dancing teacher. I was sorry that he wasn't in it for longer.

It is apparently 15 C out there today. I wouldn't know, seeing as I'm stuck indoors most of the day. It was bloody freezing last night though! I had to put on more clothes to go to bed than I'd worn during the day, which is ridiculous really.

Speaking of spiders (sorry, Ollie), I think I may have made an error by letting some of them live in the flat. One of them has clearly laid eggs somewhere and now all the baby spiders have been born and are appearing everywhere. Tiny little things - millions of them! I am trying to round them up but I expect I face a losing battle.

Edit: I have just been injured by pineapple. Not by the spiky bits on the outside and I did not drop it on my toes. No, it was all chopped up in a fruit salad, a deceptively innocuous-looking late lunch. But it has burned my tongue! Burned I tell you! Arrrrgh! This reminds of the time that I got a load of spines from a courgette stuck in my thumb. Or the time I stapled two of my fingers together with a massive staple gun. Inanimate objects are always after me. Accursed clumsiness! Excuse me while I go and roll myself up in bubble-wrap before anything else occurs.