The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Taffeta?! Hehehehehe.

They call them "taffers" not taffeta, you silly sausage roll.

I fully accept that you would excel in the role of an evil dictator. What happened to the other dictators then? Did you become the one dictator to rule them all?

I would be very happy if the dancing teacher did survive. I liked him a lot and your speculations do make a lot of sense. He seemed to be holding his own with the wooden sword when Arya ran off so it could be true. Perhaps all will be revealed in a yet-to-be-completed book.

Also true about the wolves. I had not thought about that. It's good! Rob's got killed. Mr Snow's is running around in the north. Yes, I see. Gosh you think about things very thoroughly don't you.

I have concluded that the pineapple injury (which is gone now, thankfully) was partly due to the texture of the pineapple, which was quite rough and a bit grippy, and partly because the box had been at the top of the fridge and was very cold, so maybe I received frost damage. I fully understand the perils of door handles and papercuts. If I am remembered for anything by anyone, it will be my excellent chocolate brownies (even if I do say so myself) and my ability to fall over on flat surfaces with good traction.

Got chilly paws? We'll have to get some SF-branded slippers. Or you can have big fuzzy monster feet ones for when you're eating your cookies.

Where is that Ollie? He needs to appear here and say sensible things to balance out my ramblings.