The Official Nonsense Thread

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Maybe Google decided to provide you with your very own personalised, psychedelic doodle!

Yes those big clubs are more like toys than sports teams aren't they. Little teams funded entirely by sausage roll sales FTW!

I think I've figured out why my sleep is being disrupted. The other night I woke up and caught the tail-end of my horrible screechy neighbour finishing up one of her shouty telephone calls (at 3.30 am). An hour later - same deal, I slowly wake up to hear her finishing swearing her head off at top pitch. So I think she is ringing people up in the middle of the night to yell at them in her horrifying, shrill voice and with her sadly limited vocabulary. It wakes me up from my usually deep sleep but sometimes she's finished by the time I'm properly alert, so then I'm left baffled as to why I'm awake and feeling stressed out because raised voices upset me. Last night she was away from home and I slept like a baby. I might have to get ear plugs.