The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Not looking good for Hearts all of a sudden. Seems those Lithuanians know Ann Budge (the woman leading the takeover) is a multi-millionaire & think she should therefore pay up even more for a club THEY wrecked & ran up massive debts with for the privilege for taking over it & trying to sort it out.

I'd sooner see Hearts fold than that in all honesty. They had their fun & don't deserve a penny, especially with all those unpaid bills to suppliers, etc the admin guy's trying to clear up. They even stiffed the Poppy Fund & a Hearts supporter stepped in to pay the outstanding amount (which was a pretty penny). I'm sick of rich businessmen treating football like Football Manager Hotseat Edition. It's real fans & real lives they screw up when they get bored & walk off or bankrupt it leaving everyone else to pick up the pieces.

Elsewhere the newspapers are full of lame "April Fool" jokes (chickens that can lay square eggs, etc). One of these years they'll print something that's funny.

We've had our first April shower this morning.