The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Well those Vikings certainly managed to get around the world so I suppose the ships were not so crazily designed - must have been terrifying in a storm though!

I was quite interested in a skull that they had on display. It was from a Viking warrior who had filed grooves in this teeth so he could put colourful stuff on them and run onto the battlefield with his gnashers showing a bold rainbow stripy effect!

In a couple of hours it is meant to start raining. If it doesn't I may go a bit nuts. The air quality seems a little better today but I've breathed in far too much of the sandy smog this week and my lungs are no longer my friends. It seems to be giving me heart palpitations, which can't be good! A good downpour would be very helpful - also I can't be arsed to go out and water the pots and the lavender is looking worryingly crispy, so come on the rain.

Marine play Whitby this afternoon. We need some points, boys, so let's see another win please!

*crosses toes*