The Official Nonsense Thread

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Clear jelly? Like frogspawn-type stuff? How weird. Invasion of giant snails?

My back feels so much better today. The improvement coincided with going for Italian food, so I'm certainly going to be treating any future health problems with pizza. Plenty of other people confuse correlation with causation, so why not me, especially if it results in pizza for dinner.

I feel bad for poor Milo. Can he sit down? What does the vet do about exploding anal glands anyway? Can they be surgically unexploded? The horror.