The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Well done once again to Hearts.

Oh yes and thank you Sunderland.

Had a fun day today going to watch the match. Terrible outcome, but at least I had a great view from my favourite seat.



The third goal from the opponents shouldn't have happened - a penalty resulting from one of their players diving. I think the referee needed an eye test. Very cross about that, as without that cock up it would have been a draw. They really didn't play too well, unfortunately. Very tentative and a lot of passing to the opposing team's players in preference to their teammates. Whenever they had the ball they either immediately gave it away or would belt it with great force down the pitch as though it were a bomb. Really strange. What you about, Marine?

Oh well. It's been a long time since I went to a match and I did enjoy it. I'm no fair weather mariner.

So two goals for us, three goals for the visitors and five items lost over the fence into the neighbouring gardens (four balls and one water bottle that was thrown at a mad angle and shot through the fence - shame our players couldn't aim so well for the net).

Right, that's enough football chatter. We'll bore Ollie, although he is having a fun time in Sydney so maybe he'll let us off.