The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Happy birthday Caspin! Hope there was plenty of plonk to go with the cake.

(I had a South African white wine with my sweet & sour today - never again!)

I never did quite get the whole connect with eggs & bunnies at Easter. If they wanted an egg connected with a mammal, why didn't they have the Easter Duck Billed Platypus instead?

According to the Marine website report they are now safe from relegation because of the way results went elsewhere, but unless my maths is wonky if Frickley win their remaining two & Marine lose both of theirs they'd be overtaken. I don't get this.

Bubble football looks like something the H&S executive would dream up. I have to admit it does look a good laugh. It would be even better if it was done on a stretched floor like a trampoline or an inflatable to increase the bounce when they fall over. Probably Jeux Sans Frontiers did something like that if the TV clips on You Tube are anything to go by!