The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

They play quite a few weekday evenings throughout the season. They were appealing for volunteers to help on match days, which kind of made me wish I still lived at home as I would quite enjoy getting involved. I could be in charge of the sausage roll stand! Or go round to the adjacent houses to retrieve lost balls.

That doesn't sound good at all about Brora (first I've heard of them!). Could end up in a big pickle.

I'm on the train now, moving rapidly south. Quite an eventful visit, what with the footy and the birthday and also there was a burglary on the street and a small fire!