The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

(11-05-2014 06:42 PM)Caspin Wrote:  Yes, Henry does have a mangy bum. Poor thing.

Your brother is the chalk and you are the cheese.

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What a sorry situation to live somewhere as beautiful as Cambridge, and so very close to London, but not get the best out of it. Especially if you're lucky enough to have the money. It is a shame. But I guess we all have different priorities eh.

My brother's a complete philistine, which is weird as he used to be into art big time when he was younger & had an excellent eye for it. But he's got an aversion to anything historical, I think because he'd the worst history teacher in the world for his first two years of secondary who did nothing but tell them to read chapters of a book every week while he sat reading the newspaper (at least that's his story), until he was fired for bringing the school into disrepute (he was a local councillor who was caught taking bribes on the planning committee). Him & the missus' idea of culture is going to London to go to the big shopping centres exactly like the big shopping centres everywhere else in GB Inc. It's not as if he's got all that much room at home to intake shopping booty into anyway!

I noticed that the Globe got itself some negative press over a spate of faintings. They were claiming it was down to the blood & gore in their productions. Heard it!