The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

I'm happy to swap with Ollie. How can we arrange this?

The thunderstorms last night were amazing. One started at about 3am and actually woke me up. Yes - me! Woken by something! I KNOW! It was bloody loud thunder and I'd left the windows wide open in an attempt to survive the night without being cooked alive. The sky was an amazing opaque pink colour and there was a lot of lightning. Despite the incredible downpour through the night, there is no sign today that a single drop of rain fell - the ground is baked and the grass is turning yellow. My lavender bush is all crisped up. I think I'll have to replace it.

Today is the "heatwave". Our Australians would probably think it was just moderately warm but it's way too hot for me (mind you, I'd probably think that your "cold" was hilariously mild too, Ollie). I'm so glad I'm not at work today, as the office is really warm and we can't open the windows much at the moment due to there being a wasp nest right outside. Tonight there are meant to be more storms so I guess I'll just have to sleep during the day.

My box set of Supernatural series 8 (oh shush, we all have our vices, do we not?!) arrived today so I may now adjourn to the sofa with my ice-cubes.