The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

I do sincerely hope that your rapping on the windows causes many of your neighbours to also look across to your window. Why should your spooky face be wasted on the foxes!

Do you recall the local fox here that I called Henry? I always name them after kings. Henry was the one with the large amount of mange on his bum. Alas, he has been squished flat in the road. He must have been mad itchy so perhaps he sat down in front of the bus to have a scratch! RIP Henry.

This morning I replaced the dead lavender in the garden with brand spanking new lavender. It smells lovely. I will try to be more vigilant in my watering. I was looking at the passion flowers on the back wall. They look so amazing! I was also looking at all the pruning that needs to be done. I think I'm just going to have to accept that I'll have to do it myself, as the gardeners are neither willing nor competent. I like pottering about in the garden so I won't really mind.

I've been watching 'The Honorable Woman' on the telly. Quite topical given the state of Israel v Gaza at the moment. There's something odd about the programme, though. I kind of enjoy it but also don't. I can't quite put my finger on why.

Also been having a go at driving around in GTA5. My driving style in GTA is similar to my driving style in real life (which is why I don't have a licence!). I can't stop marvelling at how detailed they've made Los Santos. It's a marvel for so large a map. The vegetation and the water are so realistic.