The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Well I hope your brother brought you lots of gifts and took you out for a splendid dinner and took a turn at fox-scooting duty. Otherwise you can tell him that he has not met expectations and I'll be writing "must try harder" on his report card with my red jumbo marker pen.

So, if the foxes are trashing the garden due to lack of snacks, is the answer to leave them some food? Maybe not, as they may then just move in!

I will now continue to watch a taped documentary about the amazing Kate Bush.