The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Aw, looking after de pussy woosies.

A guy at an old work got sucked into doing that by a colleague because he was too proud to admit to her he had a phobia against cats. For the sake of his manliness image, he'd get very drunk each night when he went round to their flat (yeah, the poor cat were only being fed once a day) in order to brave the ordeal of feeding it. He tried to get me to take over, but I wasn't having it (not least of all because it would have meant a daily 50+ mile round trip after work, owner of the cats living just outside of Edinburgh).

Got a ****ing "you have been selected for jury service" citation this morning. Oh thank you very much, great timing! I'm going to ask them to take me off the list & threaten them with the DWP giving them an earful if they refuse. Either that or it's time to wear underpants on my head, stick pencils up both nostrils & start going wibble if that doesn't work.

You know that new solo album Damon Albern's being praised for, up for all those awards, etc? Got to listen to it today & don't understand the fuss. Three good tracks & the rest are forgetable.