The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

If you're going to buy a fake painting, get a print of it - much cheaper & no one will notice the difference.

This is going to be a long week, as I'm not getting home until ten due to the shift I've been put on to coincide with management's latest "cunning plan" (which will end in tears like all of those I've witnessed in the last month have). Still, it means spending hours getting paid for doing little due to their stupidity.

Everyone up here is wetting themselves over bigotfest returning (that is, the Old Firm derby). They'll be smiling the other side of their faces when the reports come out from the English newspapers of the dozens hospitalised & trouble after the games, which the Scottish papers have censored out for years but the mainstream English press began taking a long overdue look into after Rangers bankruptcy & the subsequent investigations by Alex Thomson of Ch4 about them.

Knowing my luck I'll be working that day & be out bang in time to run into the headbangers.

Elsewhere, anyone else noticed that Transatlantic Trade & Investment Partnership deal our government looks set to sign? Corporations will be allowed to sue governments if they make public policy decisions or pass laws which harm future profits. Sooner these idiotic f**kers are out the better!