The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

The "cunning plan" has already been changed to another cunning plan, the original deemed a failure after only one day of operation. Therefore a new "cunning plan" will come into effect next week, where I will be home at 9pm instead. They're also abandoning the stupid weekend "half days" which for a lot of people cost as much to travel in for as they were earning for the hours. The Saturday shift was meant to clear up work left over from Friday, so Monday would start fresh - but too often they were left with nothing to do & everyone was sent home after two or three hours (bosses being c**ts this was to avoid paying people for that excess time like we're casual staff in a MacJob).

None of this would even be needed if their shiny new computer system didn't do a Virgin Spacecraft at the slightest overload, meaning people have to come in to clear up its week long messes. How this crowd have £5 billion in the bank is a mystery, but as long as they've enough to pay me that's ok!

Sorry about your headache, really hate those - they floor me total & I'm unable to do anything, male wimp that I am.