The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Dinner with Poirot, sounds like a good name for a film!

Sounds lucky you never got off at Banbury, as Marine would only have made you cross (badum-tish!)

Some bright spark got the idea that the firm should experiment with "hot desking" to increase productivity (ie. too many spending time chatting to colleagues, the theory being if they sit next to strangers they'll get on with their work more). Chaos now reigns as whenever there's a problem, no one knows where anyone is. Complete shower of puddings!