The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

Curry!

Felt horrible all weekend, so Hearts beating the piggy eyes made up for it. How only one of their players was sent off is a mystery, they set out from the start merely to kick Hearts off the park, knowing we've so few players & can't afford injuries. Luckily it backfired on them & Holt's strike was as sweet as anything done all season. 3 key players missing, & we still beat them.

At work yesterday there was a HUGE row between a manager & a staff member, which escalated into senior management being brought in, which led to meetings where the warring parties went from one office into another office, which led to memos through the whole office. The reason? Someone had been eating a yoghurt at their desk & had been threatened with disciplinary action. Mountains out of molehills.